Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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