no. you can't hotbox the world.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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