no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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