Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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