She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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