I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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