Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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