Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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