Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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