Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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