dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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