PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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