what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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