so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize
