If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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