I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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