Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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