dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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