You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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