if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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