Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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