Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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