i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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