I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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