doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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