How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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