Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
