We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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