so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
