Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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