dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
whose parrot is this?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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