just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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