K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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