I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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