I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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