She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I bet he comes in French.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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