I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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