she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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