Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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