im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i think my tv is drunk
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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