dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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