they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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