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I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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