I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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