Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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