it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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