Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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