Can Purell be used as lube?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You are the jesus of drinking
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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