She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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