I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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