Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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