whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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